35 more shifts

Dear Baltimore:
Everywhere I go, your water tastes awful. Can you do something about that?

Trying to stay up late, but not doing a very good job at it. Tomorrow is my 1st night shift- 2nd day on the floor. I don't know - not really sure that 2 days will cover it considering EVERYTHING is done by paper! I thought the hospital I came from was primitive with their paper charting - Oh, I just had no idea. Like everything is paper here - and a lot of it is still with carbon duplicates! Holy wow, I have traveled back 20 years in time. They even make credit card things for the patient - to "stamp" the forms... I remember those vaguely as a little kid! Put me in front of a computer & I'll find my way. All these crazy forms kept in all these crazy binders, & I'm not feelin' so confident.

I pray it goes well - my 1st day of orientation I really don't feel like I learned shit. And I've got exactly ONE day of orientation left... and they're making me play charge, and working the code team!?!?

35 muthafucking more shifts.