YOU Made That?

Inevitably, whenever I make something, there's always somebody that pipes up in shock that I made it. I don't care what it is - a painting, cookies, or some other culinary creation. It could be flattering if someone said, "You MADE that?" but it's usually more like, "YOU made that?!" Seriously fucking irritating. Yes, I'm a girl with a foul-ass mouth, who drinks beer and drops f-bombs, and yes, I can cook, and I can bake. I even painted that giant canvas on the wall you're eyeing. Your prejudice is showing... might want to tuck that back in.

Working on it?

Pedicure lady: Happy Mother's Day.
Me: I'm not a mother, but thank you.
Her: You're NOT!? Are you working on it?

What. The. Fuck?