Who’s your inner superhero?

Did you know that everyone has a superhero inside them?
It's true! In fact, most people have a different superhero inside them every day - and it's only by getting in touch with your inner superhero that you can attain your ultimate potential. Fortunately for you, we've spared no expense to create the ultimate polypsychotronic transdimensional superhero identity calculator, so that you no longer need to wonder who you really are today.

Here’s what I came up with:
Name: Light Woman
Secret Identity: katydid
Special Power: Psionic Fart
Transportation: Magnetic Scooter
Weapon: Meson Blunderbuss
Costume: Silk Pajamas
Sidekick: the Professor
Nemesis: Melvin the Clever
Tragic Flaw: Clumsiness
Favorite Food: Olives

Ok, hold up. Olives are ok, but who would choose that as a favorite food?!
If I made my own it would look something like this:

Name: Super-Strugglin' Student
Secret Identity: Katydid
Special Power: Snorts when she laughs - which will render all enemies powerless because they laugh too
Weapon: The mighty #2 pencil
Costume: Galaxy Blue Scrubs by day/ Ceil Blue scrubs by night!
Sidekick: Trichosiderin, the redheaded Super-Straight-A Student
Nemesis: Flava-Flav & the Evil Alarm Clock
Tragic Flaw: (i'll keep clumsiness here) & add scatterbrainedness (is that a word?)
Favorite Food: Starbucks White Mochas! (hey in my world that's a food!)

Just for fun... what would you be??
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