Dear Mr. Clean

Febreeze: You rock. You make my stuff smell good.

Mr Clean: Your magic erasers are truly magical!

Mr Clean floor cleaner with Febreeze: You suck. Suckity Suck.
You leave an awful sticky film on my floors that just doesn't
rinse away, & for that I kinda hate you. ...okay, I take that back.
I dislike you very much - no matter how good you smell!


Tomorrow (today) I will resort to water & vinegar.
It may make my floor smell like pickles, but I hear
it's an effective residue remover. The end.