Hotel Hospital

... They can't pay the rent
so they call an ambulance.

And big T got locked up down in
Miami - so the crack supply
here in town is dwindling.

So hospitalization for mysterious
abdominal pain sounds good for
this weekend - Hey, at least
the hospital has free meals,
private rooms, & cable TV!

And case mgmt will help get
you your $8 Darvocet prescription
for free.

- While your nurse works 2
jobs to pay off the CT &
other bills accrued at
"hotel hospital"....